Have you ever face this?

Have you ever face this?

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Programmers, It’s for You!

Programmers, It’s for You!

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What an epic may-may haha

What an epic may-may haha

Or maybe we can’t afford them because yall destroyed the economy…

Or maybe we can’t afford them because yall destroyed the economy…

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My wife said she’s going to leave me if I don’t stop with the click bait

You wont believe what happened next!

No talk with panda and kitty they angry

No talk with panda and kitty they angry

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Are you tired of winning yet?

Are you tired of winning yet?

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Politics in Logan, QLD

Politics in Logan, QLD

Start with the punchline.

How do you tell a time travelling joke?

Beethoven’s grave

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…" Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."