The kids are taking it pretty hard.
Unfortunately it was from taco bell
And then it dawned on me.
Step 1, Step 2, Step 4, Step 9, Step 22, Step 23,
Until she checked the freezer.
so I just came in my pants.
That's naan-sense, of course.
For example: Ben is in a hurry. Vs Ben is in a comma
IKEA has been accused of evading over $500 million in taxes. Apparently, prosecutors have been after them for years…
…but they're having a really hard time putting their case together…
A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
"Look at their reserve, their calm," mused the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and quite beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No way! They have no clothing and no shelter," the Russian points out. "They have only an apple to eat, and they are being told they live in a paradise. Obviously, they are Russian."
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
He is really hardcore about his mashed potatoes.
One says to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Woke up exhausted.
because it was soda-pressing!
Lovely man, lousy cabinet maker though.
and name it ElonGates
I said, I don't hate your relatives, in fact, I like your mother in law a lot more than I like mine
They gave me another one, free of charge.
But then I realize I’m better than that.
Because he couldn't see that well
Not everyone gets it