The bartender says "Hey!" Then the horse replies "Sounds good!"
that is, until he… scrubbed it!!!
Frenchman: "This one is called Un, this one Deux, this one Trois, Quatre, Six, Se–" Tourist: "Hold on, why is there no number 5?" Frenchman: "It Cinq"
-I don't know son, why can't you just use a sponge?
I hear it’s making real headlines.
In a satisfactory.
Because as soon as you take the dog home it makes a bolt for the door.
They tower under everyone else.
GC: I'll direct LD: I'll produce MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write
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They must have been itentacle twins.
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I suggest you watch all documentaries this way.
He said “for my next trick, I will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos -” but then he vanished without a tres.
Gabe raised his hand first. He said, "Predator." "Clever answer! They sure eat things!" The teacher told him. Next, Dylan raised his hand. "Oh! I know! Raptor!" "You are very smart! Raptors eat many different things," the teacher said. Then, little Timmy answered. "Vibrator!" The class went dead silent. The teacher told Timmy, "Um Timmy, I don't think vibrators eat things…" Timmy was confused. "Really? My sister told me it ate through batteries like crazy!"
That would be a big step forward for me
Oh, about Ye high
You'd think at least one of them would have seen it
But it would be over your head.
A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay?" "I'm okay, thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart. "Why don't you come up to my villa, rest for a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later.” I noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure. "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on now", she insisted. She was so pretty and very, very persuasive. I was weak … "Well, okay," I finally agreed, "However, I'm sure my wife won't like it." After a couple of Scotch, I thanked her and said: "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd better go now." "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open. "Stay for a while, she won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still under the cart, I suppose."
i really hope it's Jerry, he's cute
Unfortunately, the police found it.