when he come across a suitcase. Inside the suitcase he finds a fox and her cubs. He dials animal control to report his discovery. The woman on the other end exclaims, "That's horrible… are they moving? The man responds, "I don't know but that would explain the suitcase"
…She's definitely a keeper! EDIT: This is the first joke I make up myself as a non-native speaker. I'm proud.
He had reptile dysfunction
She’s a nightmare
Now he's aware wolf
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
He drank his tea before it was cool 😎
You can’t tuna fish
The doctor says it's terminal
They kill dogs
you say it in a British accent.
there would be mass confusion.
I called the doctor “My wife is going into labor! What should I do?” “Is this her first child?” he asked.
"No, this is her husband."
You can hide but you can't run!
I was visiting my pregnant friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I could find was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
Once when we're having drinks, I asked him, "Aren't you tired of Westerners saying that all Chinese people look the same? " He replied, "Kim's at the bar getting drinks, I'm his wife. "
Noble gasses don't cause a reaction
Then I was born.
They’ve been ‘round a long time.
Because everyone knows that if you have a big sub you also need a good set of tweeters.