It's just a mediogre movie.
Unfortunately when I went to get it back, they were shut down for money laundering.
But I just can't see myself cleaning it
I'll let you know.
So he took her to dinner and a movie, and dropped her off at her parent's house.
One of them decides to start a conversation. “So what did you guys do to end up here? I came to the factory late and they accused me of slowing down the revolution.” The second man says: “I arrived at the factory to early and they accused me of trying to rush the revolution.” The third man says: “I arrived at the factory right on time and they accused me of having a western watch.”
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I’m in for an intense vowel movement later
Can't believe I've spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it…
A vindow viper
Destruction of government property
People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones. People from Abu Dhabi do.
Thank god im homeschooled or that could have been wierd
5 feet by 9 feet , unless the guards let me have a walk around.
Store worker: Why do you ask? Eggplant: Yeah, why do you ask?
I will find you, I have contacts!
Darth Braider (I know, I know. She's a kid though. Lol)
I stopped the car and he asked me if I could give him a few directions. 'Certainly,' I replied, 'up, down, east and west.' Then I drove off.
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says……… "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. " With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon … Every imaginable kind of cured pork. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree." "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon…ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree." And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe… Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis, Luis MI amigo… What ees it? " "Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees a ham bush…."
Is like continuing from someone else’s saved game
One is twenty and other is twenty too.
The steaks were high, but it was worth it
..British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the Brits, in the weeks that followed, a team of American archaeologists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York bulletin: "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British". One week later, the Punch newspaper in Ibadan, Nigeria, reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard, Abimbola Obuijsule a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Abimbola has therefore concluded that more than 250 years ago, Africa had already gone wireless."
Drop it in water. If it’s a girl: girl ant. If it’s a boy …
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
He learned fish swim in schools
There was just too much history between us.
Their number one answer was, “HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?!”
The bartender says, "Sorry but you're gonna have to leave; we don't serve noble gases here." Helium does not react
They both run to the door barking wildly.
6:30pm Canada is now testing the vaccine for coronavirus
At the border, she's stopped by a border security officer. "Name?" asks the officer. "Angela Merkel," she says. "Occupation?" asks the officer. "Look, we said we were sorry," she replies.
At first, it sounds like a great idea. But then you're on your knees in the living room, with a mess on the carpet, wishing you'd have just paid someone.