3 Condoms – NSFW

Guy goes to the pharmacy to buy a condom. His girlfriend told him she would not have sex with him unless he first met her family and has dinner with them.

Pharmacist at counter: " just one condom? You sure?"

Guy: "actually, my girlfriend's sister is pretty hot…lets make it two condoms."

Pharmacist: "just two then? That's it?"

Guy: "let's make it three. The mom is really hot too."

That night he goes to dinner and her whole family is there. He sits at the table not saying a word, his face red as a tomato.

His girlfriend takes him in the bedroom after they eat.

Girlfriend: "what's wrong with you? You didn't say a word all night. Did something happen?"

Guy: "no, I just didn't know your dad worked at the pharmacy."