4, 6 and 8 and 9 have all been murdered…
2, 3, 5, and 7 are the prime suspects.
Apparently, Shatner panties wasn’t the best choice for a name.
All I wanted was one night stand.
Because she was stuffed.
I learned next to nothing.
Ever try to iron one?
I'm not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog…
But it's harder to deter gents. I'll let myself out.
It got stuck in a crack
It means a lot.
7 up in cider.
Yesterday, he brought his dog along.
I strained my voice.
The police officer handcuffs her “You have the right to remain silent” he says. She suddenly starts laughing. The police officer notices, and questions her behavior. “Why, you see, I’m just happy to finally have a right!”
A man blind from birth hears about new surgery that can give him sight. He goes to the doctor who tells him he can do the surgery. He asks if being able to see will have any negative impacts on his life. "Well," the doctor says. "You won't be able to maintain an erection." "Is that a common side effect from the surgery," the blind man asks. "No," says the doctor. "It's just that your wife is ugly."
Bad joke. Only three stars.
I would rather have two
I just don’t see it.
But when the time came, I finally knew
VELOCIRAPTOR -heehee physics jokes
Because people are dying to get in! (My dad told me this one when we drove past a cemetery one day lol)
Apparently Nancy Pelosi thought it was tearable.
So i packed up my stuff and right.
Bubba Joe's first military assignment was to a military induction center, and, because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about the government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled. Before long the Captain in charge of the induction center began noticing that Bubba was getting a 99 percent sign-up for the top GI insurance. This was odd, because it would cost these poor inductees nearly $30.00 per month more for their higher coverage than what the government was already granting. The Captain decided that he would sit in the back of the room and observe Bubba's sales pitch. Bubba Joe stood up before his latest group of inductees and stated, "If you have the normal GI insurance and go to Iraq and are killed, the government pays your beneficiary $6,000." "If you take out the supplemental GI insurance, which will cost you an additional $30.00 per month, the government pays your beneficiary $200,000." "Now," Bubba concluded, "which bunch do you think they're gonna send into combat first?"
and boy are my arms tires.
They like to beat the crowd
They throw one cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter. (heard in the Adam West Batman series)
shelving them was cucumbersome
Creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
He went through the dumbbell door.