…it’s still syncing.
But go slow; I'm listening.
They used to, but the decent ones were never returned.
We must build taller schools
"No, he doesn't like to be disturbed at work".
Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tanning salons closed, waxing salons closed…
It's about to get ugly out there. Stay safe.
They were actually cooked in Greece
“Well,” he began, “my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality—telling what’s real from what’s not.” “Okay,” said the interviewer. “And what about your strengths?” “I’m Batman.”
I have no idea where it's going.
I guess my property line isn't where I thought it was
Haven’t cows been doing that for like, forever?
All he did was wine
Don’t worry though, I don’t feel anything currently.
Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have u seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"
She has the worst stutter ever.
The doctor says, "What? Why would I do something like that?" The woman says again, "Kiss me now!" The doctor replies, "Certainly not!" The woman demands a third time, "Doctor, I want you to kiss me!" The doctor answers, "No! It's unprofessional, highly unethical, and to be honest we probably shouldn't even be having sex right now!"
The doctor took one look at the woman and all of his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so, he asked her, 'Do you know what I am doing?' 'Yes,' she replied, 'You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities.' 'That's right,' said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts. 'Do you know what I am doing now?' he asked. 'Yes,' she said, 'You are checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer.' 'Correct,' replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient, and started having sexual-intercourse with her. He asked, 'Do you know what I am doing now?' 'Yes,' she said, 'You're getting herpes, which is why I came to see you in the first place.'
then it is on the right foot
There was recently a new type of mite discovered, and its existence might date back to prehistoric times
They're naming it dinomite
To get to the other tide.
Because he spends years at C!
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Because they have snow-caps!