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Store worker: Why do you ask? Eggplant: Yeah, why do you ask?
He seems confused as to why my car would dress like that.
I was speechless…
The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"
and boy are my arms tires.
Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.
He puts on another coat!
but turn out, it was nothing more than just my imagine asian.
Add 24 carrots
It's my second language
Because it waxes
So you can say the password is 123456.
but not by choice though
Such a nice jester.
This week? Just about anything.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
Unfortunately she didn't know I existed.
One of them decides to start a conversation. “So what did you guys do to end up here? I came to the factory late and they accused me of slowing down the revolution.” The second man says: “I arrived at the factory to early and they accused me of trying to rush the revolution.” The third man says: “I arrived at the factory right on time and they accused me of having a western watch.”
In the bathtub, I always play Atlantis with my belly. But it just doesn't want to go down.
…but Quasimodo has a hunch.
They're obviously non-Mewtonian.
Remains to be seen.