#644: A woman goes to buy a parrot.

The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks "Why is the last one so cheap?"

"Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper. She pays $15.

When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs.

When her daughters get home the parrot says: "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laugh too.

When the dad gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me Dave, haven't seen you for weeks!"