A boys get invited to his girlfriend’s house for dinner

He gets invited to his girlfriend's house. He stops at the pharmacy and says:

"Can I get a condom? I'm going to my girlfriend's house tonight and I think I'm gonna get lucky."

"Sure" the pharmacist replies.

As he walks out he turns around and says:

"Actually, her sister has been giving me the eyes as well. You'd better give me another one"

"No problem" the pharmacist replies as he hands over another.

He turns to walk out again and turns around:

"In fact, the mother has been giving me some signs to. I'm pretty sure she wants me the most. Can I have another?"

He takes the 3 condoms and turns up at his girlfriend's house.

As they all sit down to eat, they begin to say grace.

As the prayer finish and they say amen, the boy keeps his head down.

His girlfriend:

"Wow, I didn't realise you were so religious"

The boy, keeping his head down replied:

"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist".