A dad was washing his car with his son
After awhile, the son turned to his dad and said "Hey dad, why can't we use a sponge?"
I said I'd tell him later
Something terrible is about to happen I can feel it
…but I'm just not a fan anymore
My wife flashed before my eyes.
I would probably only drive it from time to time.
In charge of scheduling Yoda was.
Because they love the high Cs.
I hope you’re happy!
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
…it was fantastic!
There's only two of us working here so I have to make every second count.
His name was Sir Gay
I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.
It was: you have no more energy to live, you just need to fuel more yourself.
Sure enough, right after Obama took office, swine flu.
Hindsight will be 2020.
It was really bad to begin with, but by the end I quite liked it.
Because he was fingering minors.
With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke.
It's really growing on me
"Well son, time for bed," the father says. "But dad, I'm 16 now!" the son complains. The father replies, "I don't care how old you are, you're not watching me masturbate."
He’s standing right behind you.
You can’t have your Kate and Edith too.
He'll be the first mumble rapper to finish his sentence
He’s out standing in his field. Edit: Wow, my first ever silver! Thanks guys.
It's probably because I can bring a lot to the table.
“Are you having a crisis ?”
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
My response, “I can’t help it, it’s mourning wood”
They are just USB sticks And when you exhale, you get cloud storage.
So you can Scandinavian.