A farmer has three daughters…

Who all have dates on the same night. Considering how protective the farmer is as a father, he sat and waited for the boys with a shotgun in hand.

The first boy showed up: “I’m Eddy, lookin’ for Betty. We plan on spaghetti from Teddy’s, is she ready?”

The farmer took a good look at the boy, took him as alrighty, and sent the two off.

The next boy came by. Again the farmer waited in anticipation.

The next boy goes: “Hi I’m Bo, lookin’ for Jo. We’re planning on Moe’s for the picture show, she set to go?”

The farmer thought this boy to be alright as well and sent the two off.

The farmer waits for the third boy. “Hi I’m Buck-“

Bang the farmer shot him.