A fun pun
Because it is made of hide.
I refused to be spoken to in that tone of voice
..but I'm sure I've never met herbivore.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted
But it’s up there.
Mom: Guess who I saw today! Me: who? Mom: Everyone I looked at!
That’s why we also call them the Infantry.
That kid didn't help at all.
It was a waist of time
Then I lost my job as a driver.
Then it just clicked.
He dyed on impact.
I mean, it's not hard.
The man asks, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and asks, “What are you doing?” The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.” The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.” The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?” The man says, “I’m going home, too. How am I supposed to work in the dark?”
It meant the world to me
Math puns make me number
My family takes monopoly too seriously
I’m not exactly sure, but their flag is a big plus.
We just clicked.
Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sitting there calmly…
Satan walked up to him and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?" "Nope, sure ain't." said the man. Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
…but his brother Frank was a monster.
One goldfish looks at the other and says: "Hey man, how the hell do you drive this thing?"
How could anyone stoop so low?
But her cousin cardio… now she really takes my breath away (A friend told me this when we had school and Jesus did it make me chuckle)
I read it on an Instagram post.
A WeedWhacker (sorry if it’s awful first time on this sub)