A gay man, a straight woman and a programmer are stranded on a deserted island.

During the first night, the gay man goes to the programmer and tells him they should kill the woman so he could have a normal sex life.

The second night, the woman goes to the programmer and tells him they should kill the gay man so she could have a normal sex life.

The third night, the programmer kills both the woman and the man so he could have normal sex life.