A German Shepherd, Doberman, and a cat die and go to heaven.

God greets the three and asks each what they believe in.

First God asks the German Shepherd who replies "I believe in discipline and loyalty to my master". God says " this is good, you can sit here at my right hand."

Next God asks the Doberman what he believes in. The Doberman replies "I believe in love and protecting my master." God says "Wonderful, you can sit here at my left."

Finally God asks the cat what he believes in and the cat replies "I believe you are in my seat".