A Guy Picks Up A Hooker For The First Time.

They come into his house, and he throws off his shoes, and holy Jesus christ almighty his toes! The Hooker Asks:

"Oh my god, what is with your toes?!"

The guy responds with: "I had TOElio when I was younger"

They move on, the guy takes off his pants and HOLY CRAP his knees they're all wrinkly and it's indescribable.

"Oh God! Your Knees! What's wrong with your knees?!"

"Oh I had KNEEsles when I was younger"

She lifts up the bedsheet and says: "Yeah looks like you had smallcocks too"