A man walks into a bar…

… and says to the bartender “I’ll take a whiskey coke please.”

The bartender says “no worries I have just the thing.” And sets an apple on the counter.

The man, baffled, asks “what the hell is this, I wanted a whiskey coke.” 

The bartender says “take a bite.”

The man takes a bite of the apple “wow this tastes just like whiskey!” 

Bartender “Turn it around.”

The man turns the apple around and takes another bite, he exclaims “wow this tastes just like coke! I’m gonna eat these all night!”

A little while later a 2nd man walks up to the bar and asks for a gin and tonic. The bartender says “no worries I have just the thing.” And sets an apple on the counter.

The 2nd man says “what is this? I don’t want an apple!”

The bartender tells him to take a bite. He does and then exclaims “wow this tastes just like gin!”

Bartender says “turn it around.”

The man turns it around and is amazed that it tastes like tonic water. “Wow I’m going to eat these all night!”

Finally, a while later a 3rd man walks into the bar visibly drunk. The bartender asks what he would like to drink. The 3rd man says “Man I don’t want a drink, all I really want is to eat some pussy.” 

The bartender says “Oh don’t worry I have just the thing.” And sets an apple on the counter.

The 3rd man extremely confused says “what is this for?” 

The bartender says “Take a bite.” 

The 3rd man takes a big bite of the apple, makes a horrified face and yells “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! IT TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!”

The bartender, along with the two men at the bar say in unison “Turn it around.”