While on vacation, an American walks into an Irish pub and orders a drink. After a minute he says out loud, "I'll bet anyone in here $1,000 if they can take 10 shots of Jameson in a row, without stopping or vomiting." The bar gets quiet except for one man who gets up and walks out. The American laughs and continues to finish his drink. No more than 5 minutes pass, when the Irish man who left earlier, walks back into the pub and says, " I'd like to take ye challenge." The American laughs, buys the 10 shots for the Irish man and shows him the cash. Quickly the Irishman slams all 10 shots with ease. Astondished, but a man of his word the American gives the Irish man the $1,000 and says, "I just have one question, where the hell did you go?" The Irish man laughs and says, "Oh Aye jus went to the pub across the street to see if aye could do it."
Only 2. But the real question is, how did they get in there?
Me: Fine. Have it your way.
Yep. It can happen.
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The deodorant gets up in arms over them.
Totally nailed it.
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Best trade i ever made.
… I was already on the highway, when I noticed I forgot my car at home…
There rabbit takes a look around the joint and says, "I'm beginning to think I'm a typo."
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“Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?” “Rhino!”
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
I'll go on ahead.
You get repossessed.
She was delighted. I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough. But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts! Women, I can't figure them out.
He still has the right to remain silent.
Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow…
Sext her out of nowhere and then text back right away “sorry wrong person”
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Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife. Waiter: Rare it is.
Later as I walked past the hive where it came from I said "Thank you bees for making the best honey in the world." A few shouted back "It's good but we wouldn't say it was the best honey in the world." Oh I thought, they must be humble bees.