A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them.
"It's ok," he says. "They're benign."
The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"
…It seemed to be a booby trap.
Me: Thanks for reminding me
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
I should have bought asparagus
If you had called your search engine Bang instead of Bing, you'd have destroyed Google. What would you rather say? "I just Googled Rihanna"or "I just Banged Rihanna."
Nevermind it's tearable.
In the end, he came around.
And it’s fu*king discussing
…. I would have to change my name.
You have to do it bit by bit.
The server drops the rabbit stew off at my table and starts walking away. I call him back and say, "There's a hare in my stew."
but it was just my imagine Asian.
It’s a vicious cycle.
It was a bit difficult at first but now everything's falling into place.
It’s pretty dope
The son comes to his father: "Dad, I got a 7.5 on my test" "Congratulations son! In which test?" "Breathalyzer. And they kept your car…"
Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: Illegal Downloading
For Hispanic Attacks
You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine You can dance, you can jive, but you can’t go outside See that girl, watch that scene, but only through a screen
They’re just so remarkable…
A rip off.
The results speak for themselves…
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a Type-O"
So i packed up my stuff and right
or just mething around?
I said, “Nah, it’s probably womb temperature.”
He says he can't complain.
National Dyslexic association.
..I had no idea anyone could stoop so low!
I just think he’s mean.
Son: They’re underwater Dad: How are they underwater Son: They’re below C level