A pregnant woman got into a car accident and was placed in a medically-induced coma.

A few days later, when the woman woke up, she noticed that was no longer pregnant and asked the doctor what happened to her baby.

The doctor replies, "Congratulations, you had twins! A baby girl and baby boy!"

The woman was relieved to hear this, but the doctor continued.

"However, per hospital policy, we needed names for the children. Since you were unconscious, your brother named your children for you."

"Oh, no!" she cried. "My brother is an idiot! What terrible names did he give my babies?"

The doctor replied, "Your brother named your daughter Denise."

The woman was pleasantly surprised. "That's… that's actually not bad! What did he name the boy?"