A voyeur goes to a restaurant…

The maitre d seats him at a table next to a table of four women, one particularly attractive. The waiter comes to his table and says “Welcome sir would you like to hear our specials?”

“Uh, yes,” says the voyeur.

“Today we our soup du jour is a white gazpacho with avacodo, chilled almonds, and olive oil. We have an appetizer special of artichokes casino tender artichoke hearts baked with jumbo lump crab meat. Lastly our entree specials are pan roasted moscovy duck breast with a rhubarb relish, vanilla balsamic vinegar reduction and roasted potatoes, and filet mignon au poivre, which pan seared with cracked peppercorns in a cognac cream served with roasted potatoes.”

Distracted by the table next to him the voyeur responds “Yeah, I’ll have that.”

“Which entree sir?” asks the nonplussed waiter

The voyeur replies, “Umm…, the steak.”

“How would you like your steak?” The voyeur is staring at the other table. The waiter gruffed “Sir?!”

“Oh, uh, rare.”

Waiter replies “It comes with salad, what dressing would you like?” spoken in a sort of stern tone.”

Voyeur is staring at the other table again, startled by the waiter drops his silverware.

Waiter: “Would you like Caesar dressing?”

Voyeur awkwardly picking up his fork says and looks at the waiter confused. “See her dressing? Why yes that sounds lovely.”