A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the two lovers and hides in the bedroom to watch.

The woman's husband comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says "Dark in here."

The man says "Yes, it is."

Boy – "I have a baseball."

Man – "That's nice to know."

Boy – "Want to buy it?"

Man – "No thanks."

Boy – "My dad's outside"

Man – "Ok then, how much"

Boy – "$150"

Man – "Sold"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy – "Dark in here."

Man – "Yes it is."

Boy – "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."

The lover, remembering the last time asks the boy "how much?"

Boy – "$350"

Man – "Highway robbery. Sold"

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."

They boy says "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The boy says "$500"

The father says "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that… That is way more than those things cost.

I'm going to take you to the church so you can confess to your greed."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth with the Priest to confess his sins and he closes the door.

The boys says "Dark in here."

The Priest says "Don't start that crap again, you're in my closet now."