A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma.

6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doc: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you!

Woman: Oh god no, not my brother. He is an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doc: Denise.

Woman: Well, that is not so bad. What did he call the boy?

Doc: Denephew.