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Because it had a bad driver! drops mic
Because a cold never bothered her anyway. My youngest son thought of this all by himself…he's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska.
She insisted on me telling everyone that I loved it. I didn't really, she was just putting words in my mouth
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation
She asked where I was going to find a dick to suck at this time of night.
She turned on the front camera
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
They let out little prosti-toots
Because mummy said the moment you croak is when we're all going to Disneyland!
A synonym roll…
I can't make it stop but i can help them rise above it. The other day i said to them, “Look, boys…”
Just beer i guess.
They were pirates of the car I be in.
They both go broom broom
Nice to meat — ew!
He uses a COWculater.
But no, it only made him more sluggish.
I thought, “I can’t turn that down”
We lived on an old farm, no animals just fields. My uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy ass horse. Says it's bred from some old bloke's prize stallion. Auntie loves it for some reason, coz it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty". She was a bit weird like that. I, being a countryside kid, liked horses and riding them. Then they turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding our fucking horse then we will beat the living shit out of you". They meant it, they'd done it before. Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found. Dirty is just eating grass and shit next to me. Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse. Get bored and climb inside the tire. Tire starts moving (field wasn't flat). Can't stop. Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me. They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolling Trying to catch me ridin’ Dirty.
It was a pane to replace.
They are greeted by st. Peter at the pearly gates. He welcomes them and then says "But be careful, there are lots of ducks in heaven. If you step on any you will be punished". The girls go in and the first one steps on a duck right away and the ugliest man in existence gets chained to her for eternity. The second girl steps on a duck after about a week and the second ugliest man is chained to her for eternity. The third girl, however, never steps on a duck and the most beautiful man she had ever seen was chained to her. "What did I do to deserve such a nice thing?" she asks God. God looks at her and says, "He stepped on a duck."