Actually laughed at the original meme
Because they arrrrrr!!!
It was a nice jester.
I keep seeing the quote on women’s tinder profiles, “If I was meant to be controlled I would have come with a remote.”
Jokes on them, I've been turning women off for years without a remote.
A crop top.
To see the battle.
These are uncurtain times
Because it's made of hide!
It’s pretty nuts.
Raise my hand. (Celebrating my first Father’s Day as a dad with my first post in this sub!)
He sits down and orders 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks “Rough day?” The guy responds “I just found out my brother is gay and is dating my best friend.” The next day the guy goes back to the bar and orders 20 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks “what happened this time?” The guy responds “I just found out my son is also gay” The next day the guy goes in and orders 30 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks “Does anyone in your family like women?” The guy responds “apparently my wife does”
I don't know how to feel about it
Aisle B, back.
It's all I've heard all year
I must say I would've enjoyed it more if she had no penis at all
Except Chris Brown
I wouldnt mind, but I was only 30 minutes late.
That way he doesn't hit anything
and I woke up bald
Turns out she was only with me for my mussels
As they were walking around the office, the girl started crying. Her father asked what was wrong with her. As the staff gathered around she sobbed loudly 'Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?'
The Jewdiciary branch
Because it scares the shit out of their dogs.
So for mothers day I've hired her some help.
But I am surprised that there are 7884 grains of rice in one pack, and 7892 in another.
So I got all of his old Beyblades out the attic.