Actually not terrible
Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.
Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.
Policeman: Whose car is this, where are you going and what do you do. Miner: mine
They did unspeakable things to her.
Because she wanted to make her mind.
But then I look back on the post that I have saved from a year ago that says otherwise.
especially when it's on cruise control
I said to him, “I bet I know what your favorite Christian festival is.” He said, “Have to love Easter, baby.”
But then I was like Na, people wont understand.
“Burger and chips, please.” “Certainly, Sir,” I replied. “Are you eating in or taking out?” “Fuck off you cunt,” he snapped, before walking off with his food. I love working in the prison canteen.
None, he fell off.
A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow: Mind if I say a word?” She says: “Please do.” The man clears his throat and says: “Bargain.”
The widow replies: "Thanks, that means a great deal."
The winner of the no Belle prize.
One is an inhospitalble desert and the other is an in hospital dessert.
The cold shoulder
I really need to keep an ion them.
Because it is made of hide.
So please keep your dick in your pants
It really classed up the joint.
It's child abuse to expose them to twice the amount of dad jokes
I think they nailed it.
Just boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later!!
But I don't think there's an end to it.
There, they’re, their.
There's Notre Dame thing we can do about it