All EPIC GAMERS can relate 😁😂🤣🤔🤔😜💪👊

My buddy recently cloned himself and had sex with his clone.

Many people were disgusted, but it's none of my business so I told him: "You do you."

God: creates worm Hey there little buddy!

Worm: Thanks for the “worm” welcome God: creates birds

My wife has evil lessons with Satan every week.

I don’t know how much she charges,

Way too funny. Dude done lost it 😂

What’s the best reward for a knock knoc joke?

A no-bell price

White Karen gaslighting herself

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My son’s gonna know who the man of the house is 😂😂😂

This belongs here too and we sadly all know it

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Comedian doing crowd work gets an answer he wasn’t ready for and handles it perfectly

https://youtu.be/rV8XhzG_rAg

r/memes constantly feels the need to add a dead meme after everything

The News Conference we’d all like to see.

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NSFW (OC) If having sex on a plane makes you a member of the “Mile High Club” then jerking off should make you a….

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: "Are – my – test – results – back?"

Did you know that fully grown deer don’t like melted cheese?

But their fawn do

Should be studying for anatomy but made this instead….

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge…

"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because Im responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work…. The ass hole is usually in charge

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, “Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.”

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish." The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish. His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that." The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish. His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass those f**king potatoes!"