Although scarred by the impact, the object is still in acceptable condition
One day, Matt is fucking his girlfriend, Sarah, in his apartment, after they both spent some time together. They're both passionately going at it, and look into each others eyes, and as Matt is about to climax he yells "Ohhh, Angela!" Sarah instantly stops, and gives a sharp cold look, and shouts "WHO THE FUCK IS ANGELA?" Matt, realizing that he just said another girls name during sex, tries to cover it up with an excuse, and replies "Oh? You don't know what "Angela" means? Haha its a newer slang term, which means 'here I come, take my load!'" Sarah gives a puzzled look, and forgets about it in the moment as they continue to cuddle in bed. The next day, Sarah meets up for the first time with a group of girls at her dorm, and meets Rose, and they have a good time and slowly become friends. After hesitating for a while, Sarah casually asks, "Hey, do you know what Angela means? Something boys are starting to say more often?" to which Rose replies, "no, not really." Sarah continues to say that it means "here I come, take my load!" Rose, confused, looks back at her and says: "I heard that's what "Sarah" means?"
Shit, I meant to post this somewhere else.
Compared to deliberately throwing one across the room.
…and chimney installations are through the roof!
I shouted "I'm supporting the one with the knife" they both ran away..
Because dawn is tough on Greece
It was SpaceXXX.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
But I’m clean now.
Because he didn't see the ewe turn.
I need good chem memes
Now I wish I could post it on an other subreddit
Only a fraction of people know this
He already has a million degrees
I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
How do you ruin a joke?
The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen. So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.
I said, "Naw, she isn't that ugly."
"If you ever come close to me, I'll fucking skin you alive. When we're sleeping, you don't fucking touch me. You hear me? Don't ever talk to me, either." "Fucking great." I thought, "First day in here and I'm already married."
I told him that was a blanket statement.
She knows how to make bad decisions, yet stick by them.
Sometimes he laughs.
Oops, wrong frame of reference.
I've seen him a few times here and there on local streets. I thought to myself "I bet he never gets too-tired."
A pizza can feed a family of four.
His Dad finally grounded him