An easy one for the hungover.
XL is bigger than L
But the doctor said the procedure couldn’t go ahead due the fact that “there is literally no end to this prick”
At any moment, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…
Even the cake was in tiers
is to take flying lessons. Also know how to read carefully.
Shit. I meant to post this somewhere else.
Because Monday is a weekday…
"… They're out standing in their field."
I could not take the pane.
Does he have no Seoul
I’m still waiting for my adult super-vision to kick in
"I only have my shelf to blame…"
The kids are taking it pretty badly
He said he could never part with it.
Then the American said “Look, in my country I can complain about the government. I can walk into the Oval Office, pound my fist on the President’s Desk and say ‘Mr. President, I don’t like the way you’re running our country’” The Russian said “I can do the same thing” The American was stunned and said “Really?” The Russian responded “Yes, I can walk to Moscow, go to the Secretary of State’s office, pound my fist on his desk and say ‘President Secretary of State, I don’t like the way the American President is running their country”
Install new lox.
They owned the Finnish line.
It’s fucking r/aww
That I realized I had hit rock bottom
They were pirates of the car I be in.
Yesterday, he brought his dog along.
Silly question, every child knows that.
Sorry, that's my fault.
He usually laughs.
Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry. In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived. Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black. Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank where it’s feared staff may get a raw deal.
it was two-tired