An engineer dies, and by some mistake he is sent to hell.

Satan was unsure of why the engineer was sent down there, but he might as well be of use. He commissioned the engineer to install AC, plumbing, various water features, and many other amenities that really started to turn hell into a pretty decent place.

God, on the other hand, took notice of what was taking place and was furious. He demanded to speak with Satan.

"Why do you have this man when he lived righteously and has a place in heaven?" God bellowed.

"I don't know, but I'm keeping him," Satan snarkily replied.

"You will hand him over now," God said ferociously, "or else I will sue you!"

Satan smirked.

"Where you gonna get a lawyer?"