An interesting title
I have always wanted to be generous to a fault.
So I said "Sure" She asked "When?" "When I meet the right person"
It's got a lot to do today
….no seriously, you’ve got to.
So he walks out the front door , comes back in and says both.
Because he was in the living room.
But now it’s all water under the fridge.
But I'm just stuck here holding my rod
A good buoy.
Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ‘You died in your sleep, Bob….’ Bob was stunned. ‘I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!’
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home…. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? ' 'Never,' said Bob. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg — his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell….. 'BOB, wake up……. You've shit the bed!
The Englishman wants to go so they all have to leave.
Absolutely nothing and they quickly parted ways
Then I'd paint the floor with those red squiggly lines…
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound
It was really bad to begin with, but by the end I quite liked it.
Guess who came crawling back
Three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder and he's so successful that he gave a friend a new home – for free." The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillac's." The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged, "My son is a stock broker and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio." The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay. He is also amazing. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio."
New password is “chickenkiev”
The walking debt.
They are in da skies.
I'll let you know.
I said "I do think it's rather re-markable."
But I got fired for taking a couple of days off.
Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.
It's so chewed up that we can't tell if it's 2b or not 2b.
When the punchline is a parent.
You have my Word.