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but i don't see the point
but none of them work
. . . all of the DNA is too similar and there are no dental records.
It has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
This is a reference to the Descartes quote "I think, therefore I am." But if I had explained that earlier, it would have been putting Descartes before the horse.
In a cult, there is someone on top that knows it’s all nonsense. In a religion that person is dead.
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Boss: Hard drive? Me: No, the commute was fine. It was my computer.
“Why are you driving so slow, ma’am?” The old lady replies, “Because it’s the speed limit, don’t you see the signs?” The cop says, “Those aren’t speed limit signs, it actually says you are on Highway 35.” The cop notices her three passengers look absolutely terrified. “What’s wrong with them?” the cop asks. The old lady answers, “Not sure, they’ve looked like that since I got off Highway 109.”
Cause every time someone walked in I'd say "get a load of this guy"
I’m voting for an old, senile, racist, sexist, white man with rape allegations this year for president.
But I’m still not sure which one to pick.
The horse-pital. No I’m kidding they get shot
What would confuse the guys that build our app the most? IE 5.5 for Mac? Mosaic 0.9 on a PlayStation? An LG fridge?
But when i got out of prison, it was totally worth it
It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs.
Tell him Obama put it in
Ten tickles…. I’m not sorry.
Or are they always just training?
Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours!
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.