As a Canadian with the 2020 US elections around the corner, I’d like to help out in anyway i can, but to be frank
I have beef, chicken, and vegetable. One day I hope to be bouillonaire.
Later in life, i learned that condoms only work 99% of the time.
It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time
I'll let you know…
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
It’s a Loki event.
We're good but we still haven't gotten a gig yet.
She responded, "Don't you mean cold this?" My kid just dad joked me and I've never been prouder of her.
Boob: I give milk to newborn babies and I’m attractive to the opposite sex, that’s why I’m the greatest. Vagina: I give birth to babies and I accommodate the opposite sex, that’s why I’m the greatest. . . . . . . . . . Now it's your turn.
"Well, everything looks great," the employer said. "But I see here there was an 8 year gap since your last job. What happened there?" "Oh, I went to yale," the man told him. "Neat!" The employer responded enthusiastically. "You're hired! You start on Monday." "Yay!" the man exclaimed. "I got a yob!"
…most crows drank at home.
So I’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when I was your age…” and then describing what I did 2 days ago
Is basically just cabbage.
So basically you know when ur high you feel funny and stuff. Yeah so when the universe was made it made humans like this feeling high all the time and then the humans eventually made a amichane to stabilize the damasion and only had two people of the race left because all the others killed them self eventually and so Adam and Eve are the unstable humans and after zapinf them selfs with the beam they came to the niw stabaliEd timension and reset the world by.accident and. The material to make the machine was smooked weed and so when you smoke weed or stuff and get high you accidentally go to a realm in-between both stabaliEd and unstabaluzwd dimasion and so you feel high because euyr In 3 and 1. (stabaliEd version dimasion) and you are feeling millions of years of knowledge and memories so it’s too much for your head and you get high she to loss of blood in the head. Freaking world out there people. Love you all goodnight . Garfield oh shit he is behind me aahhh gnandrgfiwld orange cat aaa. Om nom nom. mmmm -garfield (last oart). ……..(bye/night)
Because Republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.
but then I started to see the signs
BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!
My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.
But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.
A pimple waits til you’re twelve to come on your face.