AS ONE DOES
He didn’t stand a chance against all 5 of us
Because it's white and it settles on their land.
Shortcake (Sorry, I needed a cake related joke for my first year on reddit)
She's my Seoul mate
Right where you left him.
The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one.
Put a little boogie in it
It really classed up the joint.
Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear Nickelback.
They're both cauldron.
They thought I was stealing songs, but I was just taking notes.
They have trouble sweeping..
Which means the UK will still have a functioning government.
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Nuts and bolts
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50…and I get $43 back from Medicare
I heard their service is second to one.
But she said no. She believes I’m just after my money.
I replied "Window or you'll what ?"
Me- Sure, but why so many people? Dad- The DVD says it is only for 18+ viewers.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s pain to the baby’s father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and “kick it up a notch.” The doctor then adjusted the machine to 50% pain transfer. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, their neighbor was dead on the porch.
"How was you English test today?" She asked "It was easy except I had trouble on this one difficult question" "What did it ask?" The mother replied "It asked for the past tense of think" "What did you answer it as?" The mother says. "I couldn't really figure it out. I thought and thought and thought and thought, and I finally wrote thunk"
After you’ve reddit.
To go with the traffic jam.
I'm an only child 🙁
They always seem sketchy.
Screw is what my dad did before I was born. Bolt is what he did after I was born.
When it's full groan
I said great! don't forget to slam the door on my cock on the way out Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind door slammer.