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I said, "Sorry I'm late." They said, "You're hired"
I replied, "Yes of course, that'd be 20 cows."
I’m very sad but I gotta say it’s a big weight off my shoulders
They both have a great time.
If you take one out during class, everyone starts acting like your friend.
It's something I can see myself doing.
Judge: Repeat infractions? Man: Fine. I want to contest 3/5 of my parking tickets!
But she said no. She believes I’m just after my money.
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Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
Murphy’s Law states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But do you know what Cole’s Law is?
It's a side dish made from thinly sliced cabbage.
I’ll be right back
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Marriage you wanna?
The first asks for a pint of beer. The second asks for 1/2 of a pint of beer. The third asks for 1/4 of a pint of beer, etc. The bartender fills 2 pints of beer, and walks away.
My wife prefers to call it intercourse
Because they'd be called bagels if they flew over the bay…
I wrote the names of everyone I’ve unfriended onto a piece of paper; but my roommate took it and rolled it into a joint.
Now he’s high on my list of people I never want to see again.
A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face. And said, “I went by your grandma’s house and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is fine!” The biker looked at him and didn’t say a word. His buddies were confused, because he was a bad ass and would fight at he drop of a hat. The drunk leaned on the table again. And he said “I got it on with your grandma. And she is good. The best I ever had!” The biker still said nothing. His buddies were starting to get mad. The drunk leaned on the table again and said,”I’ll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it!” The biker stood up and took the drunk by the shoulder. And said, “Damn it, Grandpa, you’re drunk! Go home!”
“no, son, I was born with it.”
When she finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asks her husband "what do we do?" Husband says "I'm no expert, but I wouldn't fucking spank him."