Avenge the fallen
Milk. Its pasteurized before you can see it
I replied "It is between 1 and 8 pm."
It was really time consuming
They would call it crucifact.
When they get older, two of them become adult knees.
That must be why everyone calls him the 'supreme reader'.
…It doesn't matter what size, they're all good.
He doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation.
Land in it when they're not looking
…were having a drink on an American aircraft carrier. They were talking about the bravery of their sailors. The Russian said “ I will demonstrate the bravery of our sailors.” He calls a sailor over and says “Jump off the ship. Swim under it and climb back up”. The sailor promptly salutes and jumps off the flight deck, swims under the ship, climbs up the davits and stands in front of the admiral and salutes. The Russian says “ That gentleman is courage" The American says that's nothing.He calls over a PO and says “ I want you to jump off the bows. Swim under the ship to the stern and then return" The PO salutes jumps of the bow swims to the stern and climbs back up to stand in front of the admiral and salutes. The American says “ That gentleman is courage" The British admiral says “ That's nothing. Sailor come here" The matelot comes to attention and salutes. The admiral says “I want you to climb the highest mast on the carrier, jump off, swim under the boat from bow to stern and then from beam to beam then climb up the mast and do it again" The matelot looks at the admiral and says “You can fuck right off" The admiral turns to the other two and says “ And that gentleman is courage"
He's dead now though.
That priest is in prison now
How mean is that ?
As I got on the 51st floor, the elevator attendant said “see you later, son”. I said indignantly, “don’t call me ‘son’, you’re not my dad!”
… To which the lift attendant replied, "Maybe not, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS?!
Just as the lion goes to attack, the priest crosses himself and says, "Lord, if you can hear me, please instill the Holy Spirit in this beast's heart." The lion stops in his tracks as a bright light begins to glow around him. He looks to the sky, folds his paws in prayer, and says, "Thank you, Lord, for this meal."
We just clicked.
Then it dawns on me
I tried to find a lighter and they had only 45324 matches…
It was soda pressing.
Once with her and 9 in the shower trying to wash it off
Police are following a number of leads.
But he came in fifth and won a toaster.
The Invisible man!
and says, "can I have a martini please?" "Dry?" "No, just one."