Bashful and Burke the bashfully-bourks!
A Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said,"I bet you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Pennsylvania Trooper's Ball." He replied,"Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He closed his ticket book, tipped his hat, walked back to his patrol car, and left.
“Yep, she got the house”
Terrible joke, only 3 stars.
It's where I flip your MOM over
Even the cake was in tiers
He started dancing and said, "Never gonna give you 'Up'."
Beer nuts are $2.50, deer nuts are under a buck
A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
Doc: "Are you sure?" Me: "…I'm Definite."
I wish I could post it in another subreddit
Tickets are non-refundable…
He said: “Suuuuureee YOU can!”
The French man takes out a bottle of very expensive wine, has one sip, and throws it out the window. The English man says "why did you do that? " and the French man replies, "we have so many of these in my country they are practically worthless. A few minutes later the Cuban man takes out a very fancy cigar, has one puff and throws it out the window. The English man says "why did you do that? " and the Cuban man replies, "we have so many of these in my country they are practically worthless. A few minutes later, the English man throws the Indian man out the window.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.
A four-chin teller
I call it Carbon Dating.
I’ll beheading there soon.
A tambarine! Thank you! Thank you very much!
Apparently, Shatner panties wasn’t the best choice for a name.
They were pirates of the car I be in.
…you become a vacuum cleaner. And furthermore, true house cleaners aren't just born, they're maid.
He charged one and let the other one off.
Never mind, you probably won't get it.