Nothing, they fast.
He's essentially a giant banner
We’re neighbors now.
Just five more minutes.
He said "No. I am German but how did you know my name was Walter?"
She was filthy and smelled awful but I knew under all the grime there was a pretty girl. So I took her in and bathed her and as I towelled her down I became aroused. One thing led to another and next minute we were frantically fucking on the bathroom floor. At one point I was banging her so hard you'd have sworn she was still alive
Just got to get this off my chest…. I’m getting sick and tired of people complaining about the price of things, $2.70 for coffee, $1.50 a cookie, $4.00 an hour for parking.
If I hear any more moaning.. I'm stopping inviting people to my house.
One of them turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing?"
…makes the game Monopoly.
Just look for the fresh prints.
At the end of it, the person that ran the course said, "Ok, buddy, so for the week you owe me…£380." "I refuse to pay," I told him. "You have to," he insisted. "Well then, you'll have to fight me for it." So we fought, and he absolutely battered me. Left me bloody, bruised and beaten. He said, "£380. Cough it up." "No," I told him, wiping my lip. "Because it was clearly a waste of money."
It just sits there and collects dust.
I'm quite font of her.
It only takes one nail to hang a picture
He’s become a Mister E…
Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
But then I decided, “Eh, I’ll just do it.”
I guess it's a version of sign language, sew to speak
I have contacts.
Tastes like ass.
On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
2019 will be odd too.
So I pushed her under a bus
A – meano -acid