Bigly missing someone who sounds like they have more than a third grade education.
They thought I was stealing songs, but I was just taking notes.
Everytime I come home from work I ask my dog how his day went and he always says rough.
Me: Why? Doctor: Because it's distracting.
It’s where you go if you don’t believe in gosh.
I had forgotten to take it off of airplane mode.
He responded, “Aisle B, Back”
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Look for fresh prints
It becomes theiranium
The damage is expected to be about 50 square blocks
He asks his mom for a brand new car so he can drive around, but his mon tells him that if he wants his own car, he'd have to work for it and get it himself. The mom leaves for work the next morning, and when she comes back that night she sees all the street lights in her cul-de-sac covered in bed covers. She goes into her house and finds her son hauling what covers remain out the door. "Jeffrey!" she exclaims, "What the hell do you think you're doing?!" "You don't know?" the kid says, "Sheet posts are the best way to get the car, ma!!"
Just got back home and they are still here…
Two test tickles.
When Hitler removes Polish with chemicals, everyone loses their shit..
Unfortunately it was at a casino in England
Never mind. She just came back. She went to get a cup of coffee.
One’s a Coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis
And a chair. And a table.
In China, dogs are E10.
But all my friends are at least 30.
Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.
Neil arms weak. Neil joins gym. Neil does chin-ups. Neil Armstrong 2. William making fruit shake. William took pears. William put them in glass. William Shakespeare 3. Jimmy goes to restaurant. Jimmy sits down. Jimmy gets food. Jimmy Choo 4. Tony makes movie. Tony works hard. Tony earns fans. Tony Star k 5. Alan feels happy. Alan runs hard. Alan falls in gutter. Alan Reekman (Rickman) 6. Usain s*** scared. Usain screams. Usain close doors. Usain Bolt.