Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, “My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!” The bartender inquired, “What makes you say that?”
“Last week,” Bill explained, “I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman or mailman came by, she’d run down the driveway waving her arms and hollering, ‘My husband’s home! My husband’s home!’”
All he did was cut corners
It's my secret 'stache.
The lawyer said, “You don’t seem to have too much of a case.”
She only carries one picture because once you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal.
That may be no big deal to you, but I'd never driven a bus before.
But anal will make her hole weak.
She said “yes, the others were at least eights or nines”
Because the cow has the udder.
Kicked out of Sea World
Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
She looked surprised…
That's me in the corner.
It goes through a jarring experience.
And then she gave me a huge hug.
in the hare force
Just enough to get Bi
My girlfriend said to me, “I’m sick of you pretending to be a detective. I think we should split up.”
I said, "Good idea – we can cover more ground that way!"
Would his name be stoptimus Crime?