It's best to just pick them up.
Me: A blowjob Gf: Me: Gf: Waitress: I'll give you two a couple more minutes.
2019 will be odd too.
When It's trans-parent.
But I’m 2² to tell it!
"What the hell is testiculating?" the man asks. Looking both irritated and impatient, his wife responds, "It's when a man is talking bollocks!" The man considers this for a moment. "Tell me something," he finally says. "Are you on your period?" "Yes," his wife answers. "Why?" The man nods. "I thought so. You're ovaryacting."
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
It had no reaction.
You can hide, but you cant run
There was no congestion for 8 hours.
Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
An American doesn’t have trouble-shooting.
But whiskey will double your vision.
We named him Carson.
You boil the hell out of it.
"Saved For Later"
“on what day will I die?” The fortune teller assured him that he would die on a Jewish holiday. “Why are you so sure of that?” demanded Hitler. “Any day”, she replied, “on which you die will be a Jewish holiday”.
is it called an Edison now?
They said she had a mean flow.
Me: Yes, I’m not kidding you.
1. 2. 3.
I went to 4 different ones and they all said insufficient funds.
They are okay by themselves, but get horribly racist when 3 of them get together.
It’s lucky my older brother told me about it, really.
The bartender say, “ we don’t serve food here”
"I wish you'd called me something else," he often says.