"Dear, get off the swing" she said.
Remains to be seen
Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
And only a handful of Herpes cases was Clinton's
In the end, I ignore it all and click "I agree".
To get to the other side
I said fine! slam the door on my cock on the way out
He now has a rare medium well done
So I packed my bag and right
Remains to be seen.
I now have four.
He replies: "I am not your dad"
If they groan, I say, “I think I took this joke too far.”
I mean I have daily sex I mean I have dyslexia
Yesterday I purchased a world map…gave my wife a dart and said to her “throw this and wherever it lands, I’m taking you for a holiday”.
Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
They're always up to something.
Two English tourists were driving through Wales.At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch they asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument.Can you pronounce where we are,very,very,slowly?”
The girl leaned over and said: “Burrr… gurrr… King.”
You can only tolerate your own
If you put your ear against it and listened closely, you could smell the sea.
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A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum, fuming with anger. He yells at the top of his lungs "WHO THE FUCK, FUCKED MY WIFE!" Everybody stops, there's a lingering silence for a few seconds, then a guy in the back of the bar yells back "you haven't got enough bullets buddy."
Don't use it.
Vaccinated kids live long enough to be diagnosed with autism.
I thought to myself… “This sub has gone downhill”.
They’re both super temperamental, and seem to have an issue with me streaming porn to the bedroom.
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Because they absolutely love digging up everything that has happened in the past.
I said, "Hi, do you do deliveries?" He said, "Yes, sir. Of course." "Superb," I said, "I've got a Domino's Pizza ready to pick up."
I told her that I am looking for matches.
But I prefer sitting