BOOM ROASTED DAMN 😂
I said "That's hard to swallow."
But if I’m gonna have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
It's still fowl language
I was at the library today when a black guy came up to me and asked me where the colored printers were.
I replied, "Dude, it's 2019, you can use whatever printer you want."
The bartender says we don't serve your kind here, The mushroom says, why not? I'm a "fungi"!?
I said that makes 2 of us.
but it's paper view.
One connects to your devices and accesses your data and the other is a hardware standard.
…does that make it an Edison?
I’ll beheading there shortly
Does money even matter?
A billiards table
Thank God it came back negative…
Nobody knew why.
That girl dressed up as my professor, she barely covered anything important.
Because I couldn’t have possibly been named before him
I see a few new faces here, and i am very disappointed.
It's not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally.
Jim turns to Bob, and says, "You know what, I'm going to go to college!" He then leaves the bar and makes his way over to the local college. He is met with the Dean of Administration, who is explaining to Jim what classes he is going to take. "Alright, Jim. You are going to take 4 classes," the Dean says. "English, Math, Science, and Logic." "Logic?" Jim asks. "What the hell is that?" "Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?" Proudly, Jim responded, "Yes, I do." "Well, if you own a weed wacker, then logically speaking you own a lawn," the Dean said. "Yes, yes I do have a lawn!" "Well, if you have a lawn, then logically speaking you own a house." "Yes, yes I do have a house!" "And if you have a house, then logically speaking you have a family." "Yes, yes I do have a family!" "And if you have a family, then logically speaking you have a wife. And if you have a wife, then logically speaking you're heterosexual." "Yes, yes I do have a wife and I am heterosexual! Wow, I can't believe you found out all of that just because you knew I had a weed wacker!" Jim exclaimed. "Yeah, that's what logic is," the Dean responded. Jim excitedly went back to the bar, awaited by Bob. "Bob, I'm taking 4 classes in college. English, Math, Science, and Logic," Jim told Bob. "Logic?" Bob asks. "What the hell is that?" "Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?" "No." "Faggot."
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They love anything that's 15% off Just a joke lol please don't kill me with the downvotes
I'm never stepping foot in that room again.
Well Well Well
They didn't do anything.
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even the bloke in the wheelchair got up and walked out!
Some are born with it while others have to get it pounded into them.