It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
I said, "no thanks. World hunger will be solved a lot faster if we stop feeding them."
But I feel like I'm hitting a wall
…always go for the juggler…
"Mind if I give the melons a squeeze?" he asks. "Go right ahead!" the fruit lady replies, handing him one. He gives it a good few squeezes, more than necessary. A bit impatient, the fruit lady assures him: "That's ripe!" "No, it's not!" the Aussie replies, dropping the melon in disgust. "You gave me consent!"
All they did all night was tell me to ‘chug,chug,chug,chug’
It would be appropriate to serve meals to them as "Can-a-bull."
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor and decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor and decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them up since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You…". He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a nearby church requesting for the priest. "Father, pls come with me. Come and witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery". They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You…". Suddenly, the voice stopped counting and said: "What About The Two At The Gate? Let's get them". You should see the marathon. The priest almost ran past the church gate shouting: "Please no! We are not dead yet".
Cause he didn't want to be spotted!
No nut November
Somewhere in the high c's.
What does smoking marijuana do?
It really makes my day
She asked me to move out with her.
They've got plenty of wheelpower.
He went ice skating before it was cool
Apparently they have a patent on expensive stuff for arseholes
A spelling bee.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
20, 20, 20, and 20.
A – meano -acid
Edit: sorry, I not hacked. Mother Russia do no such thing. Have good day comrades.
It just didn't cut it anymore
She's probably pulling your leg
Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance