Outlaws are wanted
They both give children serial numbers.
To my horror, I saw her kill a butterfly. To teach her a lesson, I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.
I turned 22.
It was a stage he was going through.
But now I stand corrected
What do you do if you see an Epileptic having a fit in the bath? Throw in your laundry. The guy behind us leaned over and said "I think that's disgusting. My son died in the bath whilst having a fit." We both went white and apologised. The guy got up to get off and said, "he choked on a sock."
You live like this?
I'm a bad electrician.
Some assholes got my pen
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro." "Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver. "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official. "Quattro is just ze name of zefokken automobile" the German says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons" "You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking tha law." The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!" "Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno"
Because they're all Targets.
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
For example, border security.
You knock on the door.
They both slap harder when mixed with alcohol.
The food is great and all but there's no atmosphere.
So I made her and friends mop the floor and do the dishes.
The bartender says "What can I get you Mr. President?"
Their bark 😎
He said I have to start paying in advance
An octopus with 1 extra heart. (It’s a learning joke 😁)
Because they are hill areas!
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
She always starts by saying, “Hey, are you even listening?”
Not a laughing matter.
a waist of paper
He started dancing and said, "Never gonna give you 'Up'."