Btw: BlackLivesMatter
I don’t like people who take drugs
For example : airport security
BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.
They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
This year’s Fibonacci celebrations are going to be huge
As big as the previous two combined
What kind of conversation did the pirate have?
An ARRRgument with his wife
What did they say about the couple who had the same shoe size?
They were sole mates
My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games
What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4
My ex and I had a safe word
So when things would get a little too rough in the bedroom, she'd yell, "Marry me!" and I would pull out, leave her apartment, and not call her for a few weeks. Super safe.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
Stolen off of r/memes. Go support the original poster. I’ll put his account in the comments
https://ift.tt/2WYsJdm
How much sex does a person who likes both men and women have?
Just enough to get Bi
I think my parents are the funniest people in the world
They made a joke 19 years ago, and people are still laughing at it.
I saw a sign that said ‘do not touch’, however there was something weird about the sign….
I couldn't put my finger on it….
What’s the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
One sells watches, while the other watches cells. 😆
What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies ?
Twobearculousis
My friend’s girlfriend is pregnant, and he is thinking of a name for the past few weeks.
Finally he decided on Carlos and ran away to Mexico.
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Once I was in a band called teenage bed
We never made it.
What do you call a ghost’s boobs?
Paranormal entitties.
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal.
My girlfriend called me today and told me that she was HIV+
It's always hard to act surprised
I was so angry when the door knob broke off my front door.
I couldn’t handle it.
What do cannibals drink in the morning?
A cup of Joe.
The UK trialled switching to the dollar…
/r/Jokes/comments/f0k1ay/the_uk_tested_switching_to_the_dollar/
This asparagus is just…
a spear, I guess.
A roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says…
"Five beers please."
My Computer is a lot like a Chargers game
They both only have two fans
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me.
Give ‘em the punchline first!
How do you tell a good joke about time travel?
My mom’s sister works in a bakery and is always in a bad mood.
She's my cross aunt.
Dear posters of r/Jokes, could you try to be a bit more original?
My friends are really tired of hearing the same jokes over and over again.
