Bugs

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Poor doggo

Poor doggo

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If the crimes are inconvenient, we let them slide

If the crimes are inconvenient, we let them slide

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Make our Four Fathers proud.

Make our Four Fathers proud.

Get it guys it’s funny because he’s asking what happened!!

Get it guys it’s funny because he’s asking what happened!!

The R.A.N.D System

The R.A.N.D System

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Cat Fusion Earth (my first meme here๐Ÿ˜, selfmade)

Cat Fusion Earth (my first meme here๐Ÿ˜, selfmade)

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I went to the shop the other day to buy six cans of Sprite.

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Animal Crossing Nintendo Direct Puns

Animal Crossing Nintendo Direct Puns

Extra ketchup pls

Extra ketchup pls

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bless internet

bless internet

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ReAlLy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

ReAlLy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

Not St John

Not St John

She was lit

She was lit

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Woooord cuz.

Woooord cuz.

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They’ve just found Jeffery Epstein’s diary.

​ His last entry was about twelve years old.

Am i the only one who does this

Am i the only one who does this

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Four surgeons are discussing about who they like to operate on.

The first one says โ€œI like to operate on librarians. When you open them up, everything is sorted alphabeticallyโ€ The second one says โ€œI like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is numbered and organizedโ€ The third one says โ€œI like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color codedโ€ The fourth one says โ€œGuys come on, operating on politicians is the best and clearly the easiestโ€ The other three are looking at each other in disbelief. One of them asks why. So the surgeon says โ€œThey are heartless, gutless, spineless and heads and asses are interchangeable!โ€

Ahahahahahaha lol 300 people died but xd Michael Jackson face makes me updoot ahahaha xd

Ahahahahahaha lol 300 people died but xd Michael Jackson face makes me updoot ahahaha xd

Nasty question, Kevin

Nasty question, Kevin

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My son said “Look! I’m a 3D printer!”

I told him to shut the toilet door when he poops.

Pretty accurate.

Pretty accurate.

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this ad….

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Does it hurt?

Does it hurt?

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Tomi just got burnt!

Tomi just got burnt!

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I might destroy this manโ€™s career…

I might destroy this manโ€™s career…

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What’s a crow’s favorite drink?

What’s a crow’s favorite drink?

Production test cases be like

Production test cases be like

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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ Dogs amirite fellas ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ Dogs amirite fellas ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚

Only legends

Only legends

i dun like this

i dun like this

Found On A Response to a Canadian Who Had Choice Words For The president.

Found On A Response to a Canadian Who Had Choice Words For The president.

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Can you guess which sub this one’s from??

Can you guess which sub this one’s from??

Who is laughing now!

Who is laughing now!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb

Let's go ride bikes!

this is somthing special

this is somthing special

We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where theโ€ฆ

Minneapolis

tried to share the love on cake day

tried to share the love on cake day

That Damn Wife.

That Damn Wife.

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Corona isn’t Trump’s fault. Ebola wasn’t Obama’s. SARS wasn’t Bush’s…

…and only a handful of cases of herpes was Clinton's.

Not even a unified thought to be made

Not even a unified thought to be made

The internet ruined my mind

The internet ruined my mind

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First!

First!

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Reported from r/dankmemes and I thought it would be cool here

Reported from r/dankmemes and I thought it would be cool here

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What does Japanese people do when they have erection?

They vote.

Is it true?

Is it true?

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Do you speak Spanish?

A) No B) A little C) Seรฑor

Splish splash your opinion is trash

Splish splash your opinion is trash

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Post flairs are now mandatory due to complaints about “Political humor”.

Post flairs are now mandatory due to complaints about “Political humor”.

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Today I tried really hard to push the envelope.

Today I tried really hard to push the envelope.

Facebook is a special place

Facebook is a special place

Its a line of coke

Its a line of coke

A guy hears a noise on his roof. He goes outside and sees a large black bear on the roof.

So he calls an animal trapper and explains the situation. The trapper says he'll be right over. About an hour later, the trapper rolls up in a huge pickup truck with a large metal cage in the bed. He gets out of the truck followed by a tough looking pitbull. The dog looks pretty beat up, with a torn ear, a jagged pink scar running down its side, and what appears to be a chunk of its lip missing. The guy looks nervously at the dog. "So, what's the plan?" he says, shaking the trapper's hand. "Pretty simple, actually," the trapper says as he unloads a ladder. "I climb up onto the roof, knock the bear to the ground. Then Trigger here grabs the bear by the balls and drags it to the cage. The bear will go in to get away from the dog, the cage door will snap shut, and we're done." The guy looks dubiously from the dog to the bear to the cage. The trapper then pulls a shotgun out of a holster in the back of the truck and hands it to the guy. "Wait, what's the shotgun for?" the guy asks. "Simple. When I climb the roof, if the bear knocks me off, shoot the fucking dog."

Why the fake twitter screenshot?

Why the fake twitter screenshot?

I’ve never laughed harder in my life

I’ve never laughed harder in my life

No offense

No offense

How to you send an apology by telegraph?

By using remorse code.

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

Conservation of Meowmentum

Conservation of Meowmentum

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Code is fully functional and ready to be pushed to production

Code is fully functional and ready to be pushed to production

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META

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Did you know you can’t run in campgrounds?

You can only ran, because it's past tents

g l a s s

g l a s s

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Cat puns freak meowt

I’m pretty sure Zeus slept with both Greek women as well as Greek men.

I’m pretty sure Zeus slept with both Greek women as well as Greek men.

Tell a woman sheโ€™s beautiful a hundred times and she wonโ€™t believe you.

Tell a woman sheโ€™s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

Jews foreskin be like

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Twin problems

Twin problems

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We live in a joker

We live in a joker

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Why the fuck do people do this?

Why the fuck do people do this?

How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

What’s more Irish than potatoes?

No potatoes.

Found in a recent copy of The New Yorker.

Found in a recent copy of The New Yorker.

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What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Beat it. Weโ€™re closed.

I’m trying my best..

I’m trying my best..

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“Not even a duplicate question I could find!”

“Not even a duplicate question I could find!”

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How did Pinocchio find out he was a wooden boy?

His hand caught fire

Why doesnโ€™t the bullet have a steady job

Because it keeps getting fired

Good one

Good one

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

A man ask for absolution to a priest during conffession. The priest tells the man ” is clear that you are too attached to money so as a penance give 20โ‚ฌ to the first person you meet outside of the church, it doesn’t matter who he or she will be”. So the man leaves the church and walks away

After a few minutes, finally, he sees someone, is a woman, from her appearance alone he understands that the she is a prostitute but he remember Father's words "it doesn't matter who he or she will be". So he approaches her and trys to give her the 20โ‚ฌ. The woman is furious! "You think you can have me for just 20โ‚ฌ? Who do you think I am? You'll need at least 100โ‚ฌ." she says. The man is confused so he responds "I'm sorry, surely there has been a misunderstanding, the priest of the nearby church told me to give you 20โ‚ฌ". She replays "now I see… listen to me darling, he pays 20 โ‚ฌ because he is a loyal customer! But he can't send all his friend here expecting me to make discount for everyone! " P. S. I'm sorry for my very bad English :p

First time ?

First time ?

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The big lie …

The big lie …

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My son, while gazing up at the sky, asked me how stars die

"Usually an overdose", I said

Secular Assault

Secular Assault

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low_effort_but_accurate.png

low_effort_but_accurate.png

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Who does that?

Who does that?

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Bad at titles

Bad at titles

this is what it looks like when someone is thinking really hard on an exam!

this is what it looks like when someone is thinking really hard on an exam!

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How does bread say hello?

Glutentag

Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were watch dogs.

Why did Karen press control alt delete?

She wanted to speak to the task manager.

Deforestation amiright

Deforestation amiright

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Hope this isnโ€™t already here

Hope this isnโ€™t already here

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Make 2020 great and get rid of this moron …

Make 2020 great and get rid of this moron …

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What do you call a green onion that makes it big as a hip hop star?

A rapscallion

Aww, free grout! ๐ŸŽถ

Aww, free grout! ๐ŸŽถ

What’s the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo Doll before it leaves the factory?

They give it two test tickles.

Straighten yourself out

Straighten yourself out

Where do naughty rainbows go?

Prism

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