BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT
She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I’ll be parked around the corner.” She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?” She says, “A hundred dollars.” He says, “All I got is thirty”. She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to Harry and asks, “What can he get for thirty?” “A hand job”, Harry reply. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE… She stares at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back.” She runs back to Harry, and asks, “Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?”
The girl replied, “Thanks for the Baghdad”
No, I got them all cut
And most of them are Republicans.
But the people in Abu Dhabi Doooo!
2B or not 2B
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
Or are we still just washing our hands?
He got it from a second-hand store
But so far I've made three jugs and a vase and they're lovely.
That's me in the corner.
Irishman got a job at the zoo, first week there, someone asked him “would you fuck the gorilla for £2,000?”
Irishman said "on three conditions, I don't wanna kiss it, I don't want any of my friends or relatives to find out, and give me a couple of months to get the money together".
His name is Carson.
“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said. “By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there”, I replied. The DEA officer exploded, saying “Do you know who the fuck I am?! I have the authority of the federal government with me!”, he shouted before pulling a badge out of his back pocket, “Do you see this fucking badge?! This badge means I can do what I want and I’ll go wherever the fuck I want, have I made myself clear?!” I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short while later, I hear loud screams, looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life being chased by my angry rodeo bull. With each step, the bull was gaining ground and he seemed sure to be gored before he reached safety. The officer looked terrified and continued to run for his life. I threw down my tools, immediately ran to the edge of the fence and shouted at the top of my lungs, “Your badge, show him your fucking badge!”
So they can Scan da navy in
It was at that point in my life i realized i was fucking nuts.
I said, "hell, I know the entire alphabet!" Everyone laughed…. well, everyone except one guy.
He was running a huge pyramid scheme.
Unless you multiply yourself by the spped of light squared then you Energy
I was fired immediately.
They were Wright
it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist
Turned out to be a blessing in disguise
In the riverbank
They are already experts at recycling.
Anyone can learn to roast beef.
She had to. We only had one chair.
Walking. JK! Rolling!
It said "Parking Fine"
Give it a badge and a gun
My wife was breastfeeding him during the earthquake.
She's definitely plotting something.
But those letters aren't silent, they're just waiting their turn