Can I download it from my mario games?
It just didn't cut it anymore
They were watch dogs.
So we stopped playing chess.
Because he always stays in the Lois Lane Kill me pls
Then it hit me
Everyone’s looking down, nobody’s making eye contact, and my penis is exposed.
Turned on On my lap Virus free
… but people in Abu Dhabi dooooooooo!!
I loaf it 🍞
Because once they had a fight and 71.
My great uncle just passed on Sunday. The family had known for a few days it was near the end. His family gathered around him on his death bed, with some flying in from other states to say their goodbyes. "Dad," says his daughter, "[Grandson] flew in from San Francisco just to see you." My great uncle woke up for moment and said, "Boy, his arms must be tired." Those were his last words.
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung”. Like I was supposed to know the name.
I can really flip a page. 😀
Heard him tell his class mate, ‘You’re good at running. I bet when you grow up you are going to be a great racist.’ (Good luck today all you London Marathon racists!)
They're there for several years, until one day the man gets desperate, takes off his trousers, and tries to mount the pig. The dog, however, starts growling at him and baring its teeth, so he stops. A few weeks later he tries again, but this time the dog bites him on the arm until he stops. Later, a beautiful woman washes up on the beach. The man nurses her back to health and provides her food. One day, she asks if there's anything she can do for him." "Anything?" "Anything." "Well there was one thing." "Oh? What was it?" "Can you take that fucking dog for a walk?"
…..but I never got the chants.
I was having sex with my friend’s wife, the phone rang. I heard it was her husband and I quickly started to get dressed.
She told me not to worry. He was out drinking with me…
Comes great response ability.
After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” cried the professor, “The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!”
So my 8yo son wanted to learn programming. He fiddled around with LOGO when suddenly he started swearing like never before…
.. I went over to him trying to calm him down and figure out what was wrong. He shouted at the screen that “this damn turtle won’t draw what he told it to”. At this moment he went completely silent starring at his code. Then he performed his first genuine face palm stating that he forgot to put the “pendown”.Yes dear son, this is how programmers feel literally every day.
Because dawn is tough on Greece
So I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”
That way it will never come for me.
An ambulance! He's got a car on his head!
…yet there is deco everywhere already!
He tried to walk on ice before it was cool
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Turns out it was a typo.
They take the psycho path.
so that I could fit the rest of the socks in the drawer